What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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