I share two rooms with my mother.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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