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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Obama

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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