why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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