det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

I told you it would happen

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

So, same time tomorrow then?

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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