Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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