What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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hey

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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