Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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If you are my friend like it!

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