Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Your mom is so fat...

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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