- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

There's a car about to hit me.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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