what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

I hate blackniggers

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Yeah right loser!

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

the WNBA

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Whats the difference between a frog?

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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