- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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