- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What is more worse than death? Death

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

There's a car about to hit me.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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