- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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