Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Matt is not funny.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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