- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Religion.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Hearpin my durp

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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