I'm taken

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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the WNBA

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Obama

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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