- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

She said no

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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