You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Grammer is very important

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Women's rights

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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