- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Turn around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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