- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Nicolas Cage

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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