- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

A man sat on a chair

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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