- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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