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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

A seal walks into a club.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

shammmm is a lesbian.

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