- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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