Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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