- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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