What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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hit the thumbs down button

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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try slamming a revolving door

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Hi

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