- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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