Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Breast cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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A mans opinion.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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