What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

One time I masturbated by myself

I pooped my pants

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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