- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Women's rights

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

#Hanging Degus

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Cheese stick

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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