- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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