- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Knock, knock. answers door

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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