- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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