What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Xzibit

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Guess What! HI!

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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