A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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whoa there

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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