what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what do u call a black person by his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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