What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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