- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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