- Anti Joke

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

hickory dickory dock no one cares

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

A mans opinion.

Breast cancer.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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