- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

How old is your mom? Old.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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