why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Penal Dysfunction

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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