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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What causes floods? Too much water.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.