which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Are you Drew?

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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hi mom

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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