Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

A mans opinion.

Breast cancer.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

EGGPLANT

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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