Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

You're welcome!

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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