- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

whats purple and savage? Barney!

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

one day i went to bed

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

This is not a joke

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Kim Kardashian got a job.