if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

bees knees

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

a man walks into a prostitute.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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