- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

I had sex with my mother in law

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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