A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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