- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A young baby died.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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