- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

A young baby died.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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