- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

your moms my other ride

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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