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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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