- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Take this and put it- No.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

whats 2+2? 4

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

If life throws you melons... ouch

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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