- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Civil Rights.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

whats 2+2? 4

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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