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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A Frenchman stays and fights

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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