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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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