- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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