12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Jason Connor.

Bloody kids ...

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Billy Cundiff.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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