A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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