- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock ... no one was in

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Their, they're, there You're, your

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

How did the girl die? 25.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Your Mom.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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