Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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