If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When life throws knives at you, run away.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Dani barton from bob chuckles

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -15

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I went river dancing once. I fell in

thumb_up thumb_down -15

balls

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

thumb_up thumb_down -17

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops