Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Butt Sex.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

AIDS

child labor

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

A Jew! Bless you.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

No.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

out of your comfort zone

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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