What's 9+10? 19

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Butt Sex.

AIDS

child labor

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

No.

A Jew! Bless you.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

out of your comfort zone

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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