- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Badgers are cool

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's funnier than 24? 25

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Bloody kids ...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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