A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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