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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Xzibit

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

A Jew! Bless you.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Toaster

Whats white and sticky fluff

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Well educated black man.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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