Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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