Women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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