- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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