- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

WHAT????

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

rebecca is a hard worker

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