- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

the WNBA

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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