- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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