What time is it? 20:45.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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